House Rules
HIGH TESTO ZONEEnter at your own risk.
EGO CHECKRequired at the door.
NOT A VEGAN PLACEIt smells sausage. Always.
THE TRADING ROOMWhat happens in the steam, stays in the steam.
HEAT LEVEL : JOSÉ6AM. No excuses.
18+ AREAYou've been warned.
PimpersGym assumes no responsibility for PRs announced under steam.
Kéké's bench press records are not legally binding.
The sauna has no memory. Silvio's carnet does.
Whispers from the Steam
Silvio
What Sandro says in the steam, stays in the steam.
the steam
Word is... at night, the sauna belongs to the SweetChubbs. Benches are groaning under the weight of secrets.
the steam
Someone said Enzo hasn't missed a Monday. Not once. Not ever.
the steam
Some say he wears contacts depending on his outfit. Nobody ever asked.
the steam
Father Matteo has never refused anyone. Not once. Not ever.
the steam
Sunday mass ends at 11. The wagon stays lit much longer.
the steam
He keeps a small black notebook. Nobody has seen what's inside.
the steam
José visited the wagon on a Tuesday. He had nothing to confess.
the steam
Kéké always says hello to the Wednesday lady. She does too. They seem to know each other without knowing each other.
the steam
She squats heavy for a lady. Very heavy.
the steam
The BenchMark just changed hands. The awning is the same. Everything else too. Almost.
the steam
There's a clapping sound coming from the back sometimes. Probably the pipes.
the steam
The Judge listens to everything. He decides who goes where. Nobody has ever contested his judgment.
the steam
Léon has been here since day one. He hasn't missed a session.
the steam
The two Italians who train on Tuesdays — they laid this floor.
the steam
Luca arrived ten days before anyone noticed him. He had already mapped everyone.
the steam
Someone recognized the profile. The photo was at least ten years old.
Sandro
A chacun son Bench.
the steam
The parents of Māris and Tālis go to Sunday mass. Silvio finds that interesting.
OpsMasochiste
Ludo devrait gérer des branches git pour les datasets...
The Unwritten Rules
01You don't talk about what you hear in the steam.
02What's said here stays here. Silvio's carnet excluded.
03No ego. No exceptions. Even José leaves his at the door.
04The heat is the same for everyone. Act accordingly.
05If you heard something — you heard nothing.